Friends this will be my last North Park post as I am no longer attending North Park. Please follow my blog which is coming up soon…Things my little brother says. It was good. Love you all
No, actually the type of person I am I will let you know if I don’t particularly like you.
Here is something that freaking IRRITATES THE FUCK OUT OF ME…so people are so blah that they don’t want to hurt peoples feelings or whatever the case may be by acting like their BFF in front of them and talk shit about them behind their back.
I seriously cannot tell you the countless times people have come to me and said xy and z about a person then then next day I see you out to lunch with them??? Ummm? HELLO! I think their might be something wrong here.
Like frealio…is being “popular” that important to you that you are going to fake being friends with someone because you want to be included into a certain group? This isn’t fucking high school people.
In conclusion, I am proud to say that I am not nice nor mean to people I don’t like. I simply ignore them. I think that is the best way to go. So please north parkers, lets stop pretending like you are super tight with people you talk crap about behind their back. It is really annoying…you know who you are.
end rant.
This isn’t necessarily just related to things North Parkers do but what girls end up doing in general during Halloween…dressing like skanks.
So, when I was a kid halloween meant getting together your very best costume. There was a certain pride that went along with whoever could come up with a really awesome costume. Now it is more like the less clothes you wear the better.
Not going to lie, the brow was a ploy to keep all the scumbags away (I really didn’t feel like having some strange guy try to put his hand down my vag). But just because my ass and tits are not jiggling themselves on top of the bar doesn’t mean that Frida Kahlo doesn’t want a fucknig vodka and redbull! (If you ever go to Bar Celona, don’t tip your skimpy ass bar tender because instead of doing their job when people are waiting for 20 minutes they are dancing on the bar counter. Worst service I ever had. As my sexy nerd roommate said last night “we don’t wanna see vagina we want alcohol you dumb bitch”)
Anyways, I am going off on a tangent, it just bothers me every year that girls seem to think that just because it is Halloween weekend that you can wear mini skirts that show your vag, and a top that barely covers your nipples. Sorry dear, it really isn’t okay because we all know in real life…that is the only way you get attention anyways is dressing like a whore and putting out.
I like to have personality.
Also, just because you “think” you have a good body…not everyone wants to see that shit, so tuck in your fat ass, butterface, cottage cheese legs, self and hide in a dark corner because I am fucking sick and tired of yo ugly ass.
Now…here is an assignment for you readers out there: Go on facebook, count how many different girls you can see their boobs and ass cheeks in their costumes and report back to me. I can tell you right now as of just this morning I have 39.
Sorry about the belated post but this one I needed to let calm down first before I wrote about it.
Okay people, I understand you like to drink, I do too, have I gotten ridiculous before, yes I have. But seriously? Are you serious? Are you FUCKING serious?
I am sorry this may just be me but if I am going to drink, I wouldn’t do it to the point where I would get so ridiculous that I would be jumping from one floor to another or laying in my own puke on a boat for a school sponsored event like homecoming.
You are all fucking idiots.
If you are going to get drunk fricking do it off campus and DEFINTELY NOT at a school sponsered event like oh I don’t know…HOMECOMING?
And to all of you little bitches out there, who were acting a fool, thanks for ruining homecoming for all the people who took months planning it, and for everyone who paid money to go. Ya ass holes.
To the rest of the student body, I think that it is high time we begin to point fingers at those students who were the cause of our ruined night. Why are we protecting them?
I am only going to say this once so listen/ read up…
FUCK THEM!
-V.
So here is a little story for you guys who follow me today. I have already said this once but I will say it again, if you don’t give a shit about how my day is going then don’t fucking ask. I know you are just trying to be nice sweetheart but honestly it takes more effort for me to pretend to smile at you and answer with a fake “Good, how are you” whe nI would be completely content ignoring you.
As I was in a deep conversation with someone walking, another person (who I am currently not in the best sorts with currently, nor consider my friend) interrupted our conversation with a pseudo, surface conversation about “oh how’s your day? what are your plans for tonight, what did you do this weekend” blah blah blah.
In my head the only thing I was thinking was, go the fuck away. I am trying to have a conversation here with someone who is seeking out my advice.
Anyways, I have said it once and I will say it again, I don’t need your fake how are you and how was your weekend bullshit because I see right through you. You don’t give a shit you are just trying to be nice and to be completely honest, I’d rather you ignore me than have to respond to your artificial, pointless questions.
Thanks.
Here is something that I think is ridiculous and is so UGH about North Park. We have so many ooprptunities on campus for so many free events and stuff on campus that students never take advantage of. I think that it is high time people get off their fucking ass, put the keystone down, and go to an event because guess what…not matter what you would like to think you are paying for it in your tuition whether you like it or not.
This is the majority of north park except they need to add tye dye and frisbee
Alright you want to know what I think is the most stupid thing that North Parkers do? Pretend that everything in their life is so goood because of Jesus. Now, I think I need to clarify a little about what I mean by this.
I think that if you are a follower of Christ and don’t drink or do anything bad equivalent than that then more power to you. BUT the instant you start judging me or other people who want to smoke, drink, sex it up, then you are a mothafucking hypocrite.
Hey everyone guess the fuck what, even though you are not doing those things you are still sinning, YOU SIN! So get the fuck over yourself and stop pretending to peoples faces that you are this awesome Jesus loving, no judgmental person because guess what, chances are that you hooked up with someone in the bike room in burgh while being completely wasted your freshman year. Stop pretending to be perfect and nice to me because I don’t give two shits.
There are plenty of people at this damn school who, to be completely honest, I really don’t like. I’m not afraid to tell you to your face either. But that is just it TELL IT TO YOUR FACE, assholes.
Another thing if I so choose to “party” I really don’t give a shit about what you think of me you judgmental hiding behind Jesus sluts. Let’s just say I am so fucking glad I’m not boring like you and are going to be married and have 2 kids by age 23. wtf?
THIS ISN’T NORMAL! At any other university people do whatever all the time. So here is my new philosophy, love people, do acts of kindess, be a good person, and…
do whatever the fuck you want. end of story.
Obviously Chicago is the third largest city in the US and there are tons of people here plenty of things to do in the city. Shit, I would want to live here too for the rest of my life (if the weather wasn’t so shitty).
Now, to all you North Park Grads who are going to NPU parties still and hanging out with significantly younger undergrad students, I think it is time to move on with your life. Obviously we all have friends who are younger than us (myself included) but really….didn’t you graduate like 3 years ago? Shouldn’t you be doing something with your life and not scamming on the freshman ass?
I think that it is high time that you get the fuck on with your life and stop basking in the NP lime light that you may have once shinned in :)
V thinks you’re stupid.
